How are you doing internet? Great? That's cool... I'm Duckiie and it's lovely to make your acquaintance~

She/Her
panromantic ace <3

I am a druid (a person who follows the teachings of Druidry). and I love nature and learning and all that good stuff! I want to study Linguistics and Anthropology when I go to college (EVENTUALLY) and I speak German well enough as well as a little bit of Latin and ASL. I also like software development and all that lovely stuff.
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This blog will be mostly harmless, just me ranting about my feelings occasionally! Triggers will be tagged as such; either "tw XXXXX or "trigger warning XXXXX" So yea!
(XXXXX = trigger)

Blood will probably be the biggest trigger I post? (not self harm or anything, just...ya know...blood)

*✲゚*。✧٩(・ิᴗ・ิ๑)۶*✲゚*。✧

- - - -Fandoms include- - - -
Homestuck
SNK
Free!
Elder Scrolls.
Fallout NV/3
WOW
Shit Fuck Ton of Anime (whoop)
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Horror? (will tag!)
Blood!
Hella anime?
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Also I make enough shit-posts to actually hurt someone. So.

NSFW will be tagged (generally tasteful nudity only!)

Duckiie has pesterchum!
gloomyAnthropologist

Help me pay for things? (Link below!)

 

rara-nanum:

grizzlykurtz:

witchesbitchesandbritches:

lifeundefeated:

Yea it’s clearly our “generation that’s making homosexuality a trend.” Seriously, pisses me off when people say that. look at this! It’s always been around, it’s not a trend, it’s real. It’s beautiful.

These are really beautiful images.

History Lesson: In America from about 1700-1920 there was a social rule that said that women did not have a sex drive. According to men, all women ever were asexual and only ever had sex because their husbands wanted it and as a good doting wife they would open up for him. That said, lesbians flourished in this time! Because it was believed that women did not have sex, when two women would share a house and finances together (called a Boston Marriage, look it up!) nobody thought anything of it. Because clearly they werent homosexuals since clearly women were incapable of being independently sexual. The more you know!

A Boston Marriage:

Rizzles

(Source: babycocodill)

sweetestfiction:

perks-of-being-chinese:

omfg

*did she really just call me taylor smith? should I correct her? did anyone else hear that..? no..? just me..? Ok…*

(Source: breathinginpairs)

IF YOU ARE THE TYPE OF GUY THAT KISSES A GIRL ON THE TOP OF THE HEAD WHEN YOU HUG THEM THEN YOU ARE DOING IT RIGHT MY FRIEND

(Source: sexgodsnarry)

whatsagarb:

ruinedchildhood:

Court Dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters.

When I was little I thought they actually did this in court

whatsagarb:

ruinedchildhood:

Court Dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters.

When I was little I thought they actually did this in court

hallowhedge:

dark-strings:

"The mayor announced that the dogs were not actually dogs, just some plastic bags caught in the breeze that people mistook for wild dogs.”

Did anybody else click and drag? You should.

hallowhedge:

dark-strings:

"The mayor announced that the dogs were not actually dogs, just some plastic bags caught in the breeze that people mistook for wild dogs.”

Did anybody else click and drag? You should.

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

as-if-unreal:

olokp:

Someone take photoshop away from me

Never.

IT’S CONTAGIOUS RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

Goodbye kids I am too far gone. Go on without me.

(Source: missmadopeka)

originallrose:

Here is a list of companies that will hire felons. Please share this and repost if you know of people who are looking to better their lives and work.

#alllovenohate #bettercommunities

originallrose:

Here is a list of companies that will hire felons. Please share this and repost if you know of people who are looking to better their lives and work.

#alllovenohate #bettercommunities

Chrestus, your balls are hairless
And your cock is as smooth as a vulture’s neck.
Your scalp is slicker than a hooker’s butt.

Martial, Epigrams IX.27

You all should follow my mother. Because she has a tumblr.

tattoopengy

soap-fetish:

If you want a girl with a booty but you can’t handle a little tummy then you can get right the fuck outta my face